Survivors Aboard The Titanic!!

My dear friend's who breathe air;

I have come to a truly terrifying conclusion; THERE ARE STILL SURVIVORS ALIVE ON-BOARD THE TITANIC!!!

Consider, if you will, the astounding evidence-

1) When The Titanic sank, it landed on the sea-bed in one piece, and is therefore airtight; any survivors would have no doubt employed their impressive Edwardian ingeunity to rig up some kind of filtration system to allow the breathing of fresh, clean air around the ship.

2) The Titanic had a passenger manifest of 50,000; if only 500 passengers survived, there would be enough food to last them for years.

Think about it; there may be people recently born on-board The Titanic who have never seen daylight, and no nothing of the modern world!!!

We have a moral obligation to help these people, and I am planning a rescue mission; all seriously interested please reply in the first instance via this Newsgroup.

Thankyou for your interest.

This is a not funny joke, right? You can't 'filter' oxygen from sea water or from carbon dioxide without using electricity. You can't make electricity without fuel which burns more oxygen than it would allow you to produce. They didn't have a nuclear reactor on board.

let's go dude...i wanna see those titanic chicks and their titanic boobs !

If it was airtight, it never would have sank in the first place.

Wasn't this the plot line to 'Grey Lady Down'?

Nope, grey lady down is about a submarine. There was a movie along time ago, im thinking I saw it on TV some 20-25 years ago about survivors of the Titanic living in the wreck.