Theo, A- rod..skull and Bones secret death cult society. If you read this, i am already dead

Yes I have been murdered. This letter was to be released to alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox in the unfortunate event of my demise. You see I have uncovered a syndicate connection between the Yale based Super Secret Skull and Bones death cult and the young Yawkee way super stud GM- Theo Epstien. I have uncovered evidence that Skull and Bones death cult loyalty between George W. Bush, Theo Epstien and other wealthy Texas skulls compromised the negotiations of the A- Rod deal. When presented the opportunity to become a skull, initiates of the death order crawl naked into the flesh eating sarcophagus located in room 322 of the evil crypt at Yale. In this tomb, initiates of the secret death society physically die in this world and are born into the new order of the Skull and Bones. Loyalty to this death cult is frequently protected by secrecy, covert operations and murder. Each hand washes the other in this highly secretive gang. Especially in Texas! The Texas connection is huge when it comes to The Skull and Bones cult. Prescott Bush, George H Bush and little W bush are all mighty Skulls, and admittedly they are huge baseball fans. Bush was in charge when Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas Texas and it was another Bonesman Henry Luce who bought the Zapruder tape and held it for many years without allowing the public or Zapruder family access to this Historic archive in order to cover up evidence. Tom Hicks is University of Texas man. He is not a bonesman, however he and Bush are tied in to big oil. Many other wealthy skull and Bones society members have leverage with Hicks and in some degree, Theo. Hicks paid back a big favor to fellow Texas Skull and Bonesman by keeping the Best MLB player in history right where he belongs, in beloved Texas. Theo was powerless to negotiate against the wishes of a fellow Skull and Bones cult members. The irony here is Theo really wanted A rod in Bean town but the elite society that assured him a position in MLB was a conflict of interest that could not be overcome. Theo couldn't go to Henry or Lucchino because Membership to the Skull and bones fraternity is so super secret. Theo's life would be in danger if he crossed a fellow skull or their financial schemes. I can only imagine the internal struggle that Theo must be going through during this Chanukah season.

Too bad you did not discover a spell checker.

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