WARPROFITBONESMAN WONT MAKE IT THROUGH THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION -- WEAR STURDY CLOTHING

Why not fix it? When your house starts to leak you should love or leave it and not try to fix it?

I attended West Point and was in the military for 30 years.

Now I am retired, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

On the internet, everyone's been to West Point.

Except me.

Good. Then you should know all about the Geneva Conventions.

I wouldn't have even made it through boot camp, because nobody tells me what to do. Besides, they lied to Private Benjamin. There were no condos in the Army. Which leads me to believe there's no hot-tubs, either

You should un-retire, then. The military needs people like you.

Hell, the way things are going, they might start drafting guys like you again...

something wonderfully witty:

I've never visited it myself either. I here it is nice in the fall though. Perhaps a day trip one day in the future. I have been told I am not allowed to use a broadsword to disprove ‘The Pen is Mightier than the sword’.

Though the pen be mightier than the sword, the sword does speak louder and stronger at any given moment.